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(772): View more from Florida

What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?

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(858): View more from California

God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext

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(785): View more from Kansas

It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"

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(815): View more from Illinois

E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.

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(406): View more from Montana

He makes me want to shower. It must be love.

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(260): View more from Indiana

Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.

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(219): View more from Indiana

He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."

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