I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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