Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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