My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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