I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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