Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
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