pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
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