If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
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