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(561): View more from Florida

I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.

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(757): View more from Virginia

I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.

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(631): View more from New York

Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...

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(813): View more from Florida

she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Are you still goin to the xmas party?

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Yaaaa why?

(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .

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(606): View more from Kentucky

only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.

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