What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
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