From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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