i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
I know her cup size but not her name....
the raccoons are back...
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