everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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