I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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