I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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