fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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