Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Randomize
