I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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