Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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