Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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