I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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