He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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