The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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