We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Randomize
