No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Randomize
