White coat. Heels.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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