Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
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GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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