did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
Two words: nipple clamps
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