He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I think your dad took our porno
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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