i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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