Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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