just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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