you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Congratulations! We have a period
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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