I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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