If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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