i just google imaged poop.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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