you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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