We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
Randomize
