Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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