And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
"it" just moved
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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