Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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