so explain again why im purple
no
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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