all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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