I'd wear matching sweaters with you
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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