when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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