it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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