then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
