idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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