i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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