Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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