is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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