yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
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