Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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