Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
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