if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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