operation harelip BJ is a go
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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